Решила поделиться кое-чем из собственного чтения фанфиков (на английском ессно). Если сильно заскребёт, могу перевести, но пока не хочется.
"I don't need you as an ally," Harry said. "I need you to get me killed."
Hari looked at him like he was crazy. ''Like hell that's anything but a pervert! Just look at him!'' he said, pointing at Nijima.
''I know he looks weird, but he's a friend of mine.'' Kenichi said, holding his hands up.
Hari looked at him in horror. ''You're friends with a pervert?'' he gasped, putting his hand on his mouth. Then he fell to his knees. ''Oh my God, my little Kenichi has become a pervert! Where did I go wrong?'' he cried.
Now be good Idiots and SIT THE HELL DOWN!
"I thought that killing people would make them like me, but it just makes them dead." ~ Voldemort
"My parents got eaten, but the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar." ~ Harry Potter
"Alice. I am a demon. My Master has sent me to collect your souls."
"We are not going anywhere because you or your Master demands it," Tom growled. "So you can go back to wherever the hell you came from."
One must take one's pleasures where one can.
That's my boy… knows a good deal when he sees one. Crowley
The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.
The big man upstairs made us special?
"Like I said, added to my freakishness."
"It's a gift."
Dude, turn that down! I can barely hear myself think!
So he decided to do what all great heroes do eventually… he ran.
Was that purposefully designed to not answer my question?
I think Aunt Petunia said something like that, but she lied a lot.
Impossible seems to be my middle name most days.
Why do you think we share a bed? It's so I don't nearly kill him again.
Better tears than blood.
"Don't be stupid, it's not smart."
What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.
Chocolate cures all.
"Are you quite mad?"
"Not that I know of."
Unique is another way of saying freak.
In the deepest, darkest corners of the building that houses the Ministry of Magic, there is a path that leads to hell.
I had looked into the abyss and it had shrunk away from me.
Violet poked the side of Harry's head, as if searching for a missing brain.
"You can't be serious?" Harry looked at the man in confusion.
"No, I can't. But he can." He pointed to Sirius at the Gryffindor table with a wry grin and Julianus scowled.
The question is not why, but why not?
A snoring Harry Potter may be fun to watch—and at times poke at—but is absolutely not very good company.
They had a fetish for normalcy.
Curiosity killed the person who wasn't curious…
You know, Severus, they say pink is the new black.
Vampires have no manners anymore.
Cruelty is so troublesome.
"Did I hurt you?"
"No," he murmured against his lips, "and even if it had, I'd let you do it again."
И на этой мииииилой ноте я так скать кончаю.